The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The...– DEAR SUGAR, The Rumpus Advice Column #64: Tiny Beautiful Things - The Rumpus.net (via leopoldgursky)
you doused my soul with gasoline, you flicked a...
FACT: A lesbian's mouth tastes like cinnamon.
me: ok 2012 is a clean slate, things are going to rock
2011: hmm, that sounds familiar to me...
me: shut up 2011
2010: almost too familiar!
me: omg go away guys
2009: lol do you even remember me?
me: gtfo, srsly
2012: hey guys, what's up!